the carnivorous carnival by lemony snicket

'About this title' may belong to another edition of this title.After leaving Heimlich Hospital and Hal the archivist behind, the self-sustaining Baudelaire travel to Caligari Carnival a remote location where they meet Madame Lulu, a totally legit know-it-all fortune-teller.

Most things written about him are not true, but this is. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased.

Unfortunately this description has been challenged of late, but Egmont Press continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. Lemony Snicket's extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. To his horror and dismay, he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events, which should be avoided at all costs. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. Mr Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been falsely accused of many crimes, all falsely. Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. Early in life, he learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined. Mr Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa.

Until recently, he was living somewhere else. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well.

The carnivorous carnival by lemony snicket